work or Sleep late .......

To those people who work late....or sleep late........>>>>>>>

Read the story no matter u like or dun like ghost story...makes you glued to your chair till the last sentence!...:-)

Prior to joining a new company, this guy A was working at boat quayarea.In those tall building offices like Maybank and such. His office was quite High up the level at least 30 and above.

Normally he will have to stay Back for OT and in the evening, all the lifts will be stopped due to security reasons.

Whenever he wanted to leave, he will need to call the old security uncle to activate the lift from ground floor to his level.Then the uncle will send the lift up..After sometime, he left the company and joined another place where his office also very high up in the building. Hence if do OT, also need to call uncle to send lift up.

Then it came the day that he's working OT for the first time at the new place. He stayed back till 12 plus am andwhen he's about to leave, he called! The security uncle to send the lift up.

After packing up he went to the lobby to wait for the lift.He waited and waited. 10 mins passed, Lift not up.

He waited for another10 mins and call the security uncle. S denotes security here.

A: Hello Uncle ah, have you send the lift up?

S: Yeah sent liao.A: No leh I been waiting for 20 mins liao leh

S: No meh? okie okie I send again.

Another 5 minutes went by. No lift came up. The guy got worried. He's the last person to leave and there's no one around. He called the uncleon his handphone again.

A: Er... Uncle ah, you sure you sent the lift up?

S: Yeah I sent it up twice liao leh.A: But I saw the lifts all on the first floor leh!

S: Aiyoh. Never mind. I take the lift up and look for you.

Again, A waited. 5 minutes passed but none of the lift are moving. Thensuddenly, his hp ring.

The uncle voice was on the other side of the linesounding very weird.

S: Where are you? ! I am here. But I cannot find you.

All this while A was staring at the display of the lifts. All at level1..... and the uncle is here.... shit something is not right.

A straight away chiong to the stairs and dashed down the building...When he reached ground level, he chiong to the security counter and he found out that.....................

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He had actually called the old security uncle in the building of his ex-company and not the security uncle of his new office -_-

He work till siao liao and was damn blur. Feeling very pai seh, he also never call back to explain to the security uncle from the building of his ex-company.Blur cock and poor uncle.

He must be the one who actually freaked out going all the way up and saw no one there...hahaha

Moral of the story - dun work till become like sotong.... :P

"Globalized"

Working for Swedish company such as Volvo..... Working for them has proven to be an interesting experience. Any project there takes 2 years to be finalized, even if the idea is simple and brilliant.

It's a rule.Globalized processes have caused in us (all over the world) a general sense of searching for immediate results.. Therefore, we have come to posses a need to see immediate results. This contrasts greatly with the slow movements of the Swedish. They, on the other hand, debate, debate, debate, hold x quantity of meetings and work with a slowdown scheme. At the end, this always yields better results.

In other words:
1. Sweden has 2 million inhabitants.
2. Stockholm has 500,000 people.
3. Volvo, Escania, Ericsson, Electrolux, is some of its renowned companies. (Volvo even supplies NASA)

The first time in Sweden, one of my frens colleagues picked him up at the hotel every morning. It was September, bit cold and snowy. They would arrive early at the company and they would park far away from the entrance (2000 employees drive their car to work).
The first day, my fren didn't say anything, neither the second or third days.
One morning he asked the swedish guy, "Do you have a fixed parking space?
"I've noticed we park far from the entrance even when there are no other cars in the lot"."To which the swidish guy replied, "Since we're here early we'll have time to walk, don't you think that whoever gets in late will need a place closer to the door?"

Nowadays, there's a movement in Europe named Slow Food. This movement establishes that people should eat and drink slowly, with enough time to taste their food, spend time with the family, friends, without rushing. Slow Food is against its counterpart, Fast Food and what it stands for as a lifestyle.
Slow Food is the basis for a bigger movement called Slow Europe, as mentioned by Business Week.Basically, the movement questions the sense of "hurry" and "craziness" generated by globalization, fuelled by the desire of "having in quantity" (life status) versus "having with quality", "life quality" or the "quality of being".

French people, even though they work 35 hours per week, are more productive than Americans or British. Germans have established 28.8 hour workweeks and have seen their productivity been driven up by 20%..This slow attitude has come to the notice of USA, the pupils of the fast and "do it now" brigade.
This no-rush attitude doesn't represent doing less or having a lower productivity
It means working and doing things with greater quality, productivity, perfection, with attention to detail and less stress.
It means re-establishing family values, friends, free and leisure time. Taking the "now", present and concrete, versus the "global", undefined and anonymous.
It means taking humans' essential values, the simplicity of living.
It stands for a less coercive work environment, more happy, lighter and more productive work place where humans enjoy doing what they know best how to do.

It's time to stop and think on how companies need to develop serious quality with no-rush that will increase productivity and the quality of products and services, without losing the essence.In the movie, 'Scent of a Woman', there's a scene where Al Pacino asks a girl to dance and she replies, "I can't, my boyfriend will be here any minute now". To which Al responds, "A life is lived in an instant". Then they dance the tango.
Many of us live our lives running behind time, but we only reach it when we die of a heart attack or in a car accident rushing to be on time.

Others are so anxious to live for the future that they forget to live the present, which is the only time that truly exists.We all have equal time throughout the world. No one has more or less. The difference lies in how each one of us does with our time. We need to live each moment.

As John Lennon said, "Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans".Congratulations for reading this post till the end of this message.
There are many who will have stopped in the middle so as not to waste time in this "Globalized" world.

WorTh reAdinG 2

Continuation of the worth reading 1
**_ANSWER_**_:_***


The husband just said **_'I am with you Darling'_**.
The husband's totally unexpected reaction is a proactive behavior. The child is dead. He can never be brought back to life.

* *There is no point in finding fault with the mother. Besides, if only he had taken time to keep the bottle away, this would not have happened. No one is to be blamed. She had also lost her only child. What she needed at that moment was consolation and sympathy from the husband. That is what he gave her.

* **If everyone can look at life with this kind of perspective, there would be much fewer problems in the world. 'A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.' Take off all your envies, jealousies, un-forgiveness, selfishness, and fears. And you will find things are actually not as difficult as you think.

*** **_MORAL OF THE STORY_** **

This story is really worth reading. Sometimes we spend time in asking who is responsible or whom to blame, whether in a relationship, in a job or with the people we know.
By this way we miss out some warmth in human relationship.

hehe....let us think about this .....

*******Have a blessed day ……………

Worth reading

A story.........

A boy was born to a couple after eleven years of marriage. They were a loving couple and the boy was the gem of their eyes. When the boy was around two years old, one morning the husband saw a medicine bottle open. He was late for office so he asked his wife to cap the bottle and keep it in the cupboard.

His wife, was preoccupied in the kitchen totally forgot the matter. The boy saw the bottle and playfully went to the bottle fascinated by its color and drank it all. It happened to be a poisonous medicine meant for adults in small dosages. When the child collapsed the mother hurried him to the hospital.

He died. The mother was stunned. She was terrified how she was going to face her husband. When the distraught father came to the hospital and saw the dead child, he looked at his wife and uttered just five words.

*_QUESTIONS:_*__***

1. What were the five words ?
2. What is the implication of this story?

Can u continue the story......? what are the 5 five words that the husband said to his wife....????

Do tell me What u guys think in the chat box .will post the continuous post next time

WOW....Belive it or NoT

Please note that another name for Lady Finger (Bhindi ) is " OKURA ".

I came across this article where they talk about treatment of Sugar (Diabetes). So since Malaysia like their nasi lemak ,rendang,"oil fried ghost"(yao cha kuai),santan and etc i became very interested in this article.

There was a testimony giver who is diabetic, and he tried it and it was very useful and his Sugar is in control now.
In fact he has already reduced his medicine. How he did it.....?

1. Well Take two pieces of Lady Finger (Bhindi) and remove/cut both ends of each piece.
2. Also put a small cut in the middle and put these two pieces in glass of water.
3. Cover the glass and keep it at room temperature during night.
4. Early morning, before breakfast simply remove two pieces of lady finger (bhindi) from the glass and drink that water.

Keep doing it on daily basis.

Within two weeks, you will see remarkable results in reduction of your SUGAR.

There was a woman has got rid of her diabetes. Before this She was on Insulin for a few years, but after taking the lady fingers every morning for a few months,she has stopped Insulin but continues to take the lady fingers every day.

But she chops the lady fingers into fine pieces in the night, adds the water and drinks it all up the next morning.

Please. try it as it will not do you any harm even if it does not do much good to you, but U have to keep taking it for a few months before U see results, as most cases might be chronic. :-)

M.C.I.S

Do u guys ever hear about M.C.I.S .......? now better knowed as MCIS ZURICH (www.mciszurich.com.my) .It is one of the Malaysian Insurance power house :-)

actually i am here not to tell u about insurance, i am not an insurance agent for your information . So dont worry ya ..... let me tell u wat is M.C.I.S stands for :

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty kilometer Per hour.

The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across ather and speaks in a clear voice."Darling," he says. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce." The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead butslowly increases her speed to 70 kph.

The husband speaks again."I don't want you to try and talk me out of it", he says, "because I've beenhaving an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover thanyou are." Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel moretightly and slowly increases the speed to 90 kph.

He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently. Up to 120kph."I want the car, too," he continues. 130 kph. "And," he says, "I'll havethe bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat."The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.

This makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything youwant?"The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I'vegot everything I need." she says.Oh, really?" he inquires, "So what have you got?"Just before they slam into the wall at 145 kph, the wife turns to himand smiles....."The airbag."....

Never underestimate how a woman thinks.

Moral of the story:Buy Toyota VIOS as it has only one airbag (for driver only). The husband sure die and wife gets everything!So, for a husband don't buy a Vios today.... :)

Husbands, pls take insurance! But.. Think twice for MCIS insurance.Know why?

**" M.C.I.S "= Mati Cepat Isteri Senang*

Girl Likes A Guy Secret Reveal....!

All u single Guys out there.....ever wonder what is going on in those girls that u have a crush on mind's are thinking...?

Most of the guys now a dayz are very shy to express their feelings towards the girls that they have crush on .....The excuse used are :

"paise la" , " if the girl don't like me how " ," if i tell her i like her then she wont ChoI/care /hUi me ad how??? " better keep it this way lah..!"

There are lots and lots of thinking happening in their mind .......

actually there are several ways to know how they feel for you<><><><><>

so HOW TO TELL IF A GIRL LIKES A GUY......?

1. The girl will laugh at all your jokes.

2. She’ll stare at you with a smile on her face.

3. She’ll ask you who you like, continuously.

4. She might try to make you jealous.

5. She’ll beg that you do everything for her.

6. She might start talking to your friends.

7. She’ll talk to you about the different varieties of guys.

8. She’ll always seem to be talking about how nice you are.

9. She’ll always be flirting with every other guy except you.

10. She’ll always ask what to do in a bad situation.

Where...its.....From...?

Hi on my this post , i would like to share something knowledgeable with u all....
Ever wonder >>>?

When u are on the road and suddely u see the number plate of the car infront of you looks funny like its from another country ? or when you saw other people's beautiful car and u start wondering where does this wonderful mechine (man's creation comes from?)

i still remember 2 years ago, when one of my fren visited Sabah ( the land below the wind) . THEN suddely he said ........WAH here got alot of Singapour Cars ah ........!
At that time in my head ....theres a force as strong as the power of a water fall came rushing through my thoughts and make me wanted to laugh out loud.
<<>>>>

Dont think u from semenanjung Malaysia then u saw the plate number starts form "S" then u say is form singapore....!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok la let me share something with u all....

Number Plates by Area/Class

A - Perak
B - Selangor
C - Pahang
D - Kelantan
E - Singapore Car (old)
F - Singapore Motorbike
G - Singapore Van
HA - Perak Taxi
HB - Selangor Taxi
HC - Pahang Taxi
HD - Kelantan Taxi
HJ - Johore Taxi
HK - Kedah Taxi
HM - Malacca Taxi
HN - NS Taxi
HP - Penang Taxi
HR - Perlis Taxi
HT - Terengganu Taxi
HW - KL Taxi
J - Johore
K - Kedah
KV - Langkawi
L# - Labuan
M - Malacca
N - NS
P - Penang
Putrajaya - Putrajaya

PZ - Singapore Coach
Q - Singapore
QB - Sarawak Bintulu
QK - Sarawak Kuching
QM - Sarawak Miri
QS - Sarawak Sibu
R - Perlis
SA - Sabah West Coast
SB - Singapore
SBS - Singapore SBS Bus
SC - Singapore
SD - Singapore
SF - Singapore
SG - Singapore
SH - Singapore Taxi
SS - Sabah Sandakan
ST - Sabah Tawau
T - Terengganu
TIBS - Singapore TIBS
W - KL
X - Singapore Military
Y - Singapore Lorry
Z - Malaysia Military
ZD - Malaysia Army
ZL - Malaysia Navy
ZU - Malaysia Air Force

an eye full a day keeps the doctor away:-)

Hi don't say i hamsap OK ...but reasonly or Baru baru ini when i was reading some news on the Internet....something suddenly stun me ...........!

Staring at woman’s breast is good for men’s health and makes them live longer, a survey reveals. Researches have discovered that a 10 min ogle (Siam) at woman’s breast is as healthy as half hour in the GYM.

A 5 years study of 200 men, found that those who look at busty beauties had lower blood pressure, less heart disease and slower pulse rates compared to those who did not get their daily eyeful.

Dr Karen Weather by who carried out the German study wrote in the New England Journal of Medicine: “Just 10 min of staring at the charms of a well endowed Female is roughly equivalent to 30 min aerobics workout….(good news for lazy ppl and hamsap lou…….)

“Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation.
“There is no question that gazing at breasts makes men healthier. The study in indicates that engaging in this activity a few min daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half.
“We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life for to 5 years long”

So Girls plz don't misunderstand ......we want to live longer....!

the wonder there are alot of Chi KO Pek out there that are so healthy .....kekeke

but I have a Question doc .......Wat about the woman????wat should they do to extend their life...? izit the opposit???? hahaha

>>Love Story<<

A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared
everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.


For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the
little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover.

In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box
and took it to his wife's bedside.

She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he
opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totaling Rm95,000.


He asked her about the contents. "When we were to be married," she
said, " my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never
argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet
and crochet a doll." ( so touching man!! )

The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two
precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two
times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with
happiness.

"Honey," he said, "that explains the doll, but what about all of this money?
Where did it come from?"

"Oh," she said, "that's the money I made from selling the dolls."


after all this i only can say WALAUEeeeeeeee................! SAD

malaysian Yeah....!

Do u ever think what makes us Malaysian diffren form those Ang Mo????
Who says our English is teruk?
Ours is simple, short, concise, straight to thepoint, effective...

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS

Britons: I'm sorry, sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.

Malaysians: No stock.

RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone call for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who call?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britons: Excuse me, I would like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me.

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey! Put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians: No need lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing at the door) Can ah?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: No need shy shy one lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I would prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don't want lah.

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err...Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.

Malaysians: You mad ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice? I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU
..Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for sometime. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment..
Malaysians: Die lah!!

haha....i think the way we speak is very stylo and nice lo....rite
lets be proud to be Malaysian ...... Malaysia BOLEH>>>>>!!!!!!!